Extreme Makeover: Carole James Edition
It appears the Keith Baldrey article of a few weeks back praising BC Liberal Carole Taylor while questioning the leadership abilities of NDP head Carole James has really gotten to James. So much so, that the folks from Extreme Makeover have been brought in!
"It's true", our NDP source confirmed, "Carole J needs to make MAJOR changes if she hopes to keep NDP leader in waiting Mike Farnworth off her butt and her party alive."
This may be accurate, but what can the Extreme Makeover team do?
"We have tackled bigger projects but none as challenging as this," the representative from EM proclaimed. So what can we expect? "Well, on the face we have to strip away the tired look. We will be sucking out the fat that has accumulated over the years and frankly try to breathe some life into the dead body."
Yikes! Even for this humble Blog the derogatory remarks about Carole James' face, her fat and dead body are over the top for us! So we have to take issue with the EM spokesperson.
"Negative comments about Carole James?!", the EM rep stammered, "We're talking about the NDP as a whole! I mean, the face the Dippers put forward with their tired policies needs major work. They have been living off the fat of the land for way too long and so far in this Legislative session have been as effective as a stump. If this is not a call for an Extreme Makeover, I don't know what is!"