Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Adrian Dix: "I Wrote the Ten Commandments!"

As we approach the holiest weekend on the Christian calendar NDP MLA new comer, Adrian Dix has announced that he wrote the Ten Commandments.

A member of the NDP Christian Opposition Critic's office confirmed, "It's true, tricky Dix is the divine force which gave us those totally rad Ten Commandments." This seems odd as traditional Biblical teaches tell us that the Commandments "were written by God and given to Moses on Mount Sinai".

"Not the case at all", our contact squealed. "That's just some right winged crap. Dicky is the true prophet of Clark, er, God."
Adrian worked as the Chief of Staff for disgraced former Premier, patio deck lover and current daily rag President, Glen Clark, during the scandal ridden period of 1996 to 1999...or as the NDP call it, "the good ol' days".

"Of course he can trusted and he DID write the Ten Commandments!", our source continued. "Like any prophet he was denounced by the people of the time, given a $70,000 severance package and then elected into Government. Let's be honest, the only way Dix could have been elected was through devine intervention."

12 Comments:

Blogger frank said...

Adrain should have stayed a backroom boy. He was better suited to the dirty politics he created to back his man Glen. Public policy is not his forte

Wednesday, April 12, 2006 6:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I listened to his drivil on the radio night after night on the Sherry Charley case.He makes me want to puke.

Don't the indians have to take ANY responsibility at all for some of their problems. The problem with moving indian kids form one disfunctional home to another is that there don't seem to be ANY that are not disfunctional.

Whiteys fault, I guess.

Horny toad

Wednesday, April 12, 2006 9:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dix picked Kingsway cuz its the only hood he can control, doesn't even live their. He figures he owns the place.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006 10:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good on Dix! About time someone took credit for writing the 10 Commandments. What should this Moses guy get all the credit?

Anyway, all kidding aside, Carole James has more to worry about than shadiness of Adrian Dix. From what I gather, all is not well with that "happy" group of people in Victoria called the NDP caucus.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006 11:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You Liberals LOST Kingsway because of your candidate Nijjar. Now you take it out on Adrian. Get a life. They Love Adrian in Kingsway. Nijjar sucked.

Thursday, April 13, 2006 5:12:00 PM  
Blogger frank said...

Adrian was given Kingsway as a safe seat to stop him from "talking". Erin Sikora and Paul Browning have told me stories that would make your head spin. trust me, it's ugly. Adrian gets what he wants.

Friday, April 14, 2006 3:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Carol has lots to worry about in the shadiness of Moses (Adrian).

From what I'm hearing in Opposition Research Adrian is using his friendship with the Glen Clark and Bob Williams crowd (remember him)and has begun laying the foundation for his leadership coronation. This following the inevitable defeat of Carol James and the NDP in the 2009 Provincial Election.

I hear he already has the tacit suppport of Jim Sinclair. Watch your back Carol.

Dave Barrett

Friday, April 14, 2006 4:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now, that IS the question. Adrian or Farnworth? Or both! Adrian could be leader and Farnworth the first lady.

Friday, April 14, 2006 6:13:00 PM  
Blogger frank said...

Adrian still has to watch out for Derek in Burnaby.

Monday, April 17, 2006 12:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Adrian doesn't stand a chance. Corrigan will have Calindeno bring the Hells Angels in to scare all the others away.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006 11:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was shocked when I realized that neither the Liberals nor the NDP were running a decent candidate against Dix in Kingsway in 2005. (It is due to the Clark organization, and dates back to the work that Clark and Dix did for Kingsway MP I an Waddell ever since the early 80s. Securing this safe seat for themselves has been part of the Clark-Dix master plan for decades.)

Every time he expresses indignation at Liberal "spin jobs" and "games" my own head spins at the hypocrisy. But the problem is compounded by the fact that no one else in the NDP caucus seems to know how to get on the News Hour.

So please don't be so hard on Mike Farnworth and Jenny Kwan. You know who the ultimate beneficiary will be.

Thursday, July 27, 2006 9:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good Point! And the RCMP has to share some of the blame for Dix's resurrection. When they conducted their famous raid they searched Clark's family home in Burnaby, but not the condo that Dix and Clark shared in Victoria.They seized Dix's computer in the Premier's Office, but not the computer he had in the Cabinet Offices in Vancouver, or any other computers he may have had at home. It should have been Adrian Dix wearing an apron while answering the door that night on BCTV, not Glen's hapless wife!

With all of the evidence instead of half of the evidence, we either could have avoided a needless trial OR stood a chance of securing a rightful conviction. And we also would have gotten a clearer picture of Dix's role in casino gate and in the government generally.

Thursday, July 27, 2006 10:36:00 AM  

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