Friday, April 14, 2006

I Am the Manhole

I appreciate your taking the time to view my humble little organ. My name is Shawn Manhole and this is the Public Sty On Line recap. Giddy up!
A recent psychology journal reported that 97% of political Blogs are written by lonely, bitter 30-something males with low self esteem and an inability of grow facial hair. Take that losers!
Being so totally awesome, I can report that a scandal is about to break out in School District 61. It appears little Billy Hanson at Burnside Community School has been offering bribes as can be seen in this email:
To: Undisclosed List
From: Billy Hanson
Subject: Vote 4 me!!!
Please vote for me and I will be your friend!!!!
Gottcha Billy! Looks like me - Shawn Manhole - has taken down another NPA / BC Liberal / right wing / Christy Clark influenced political wannabe. And to answer your question Mrs. Hanson - Billy's Mom - yes I do feel like a big man by crushing Willy's dreams. Giddy up!
In closing, for a certain someone who likes to judge, perhaps now you will believe me that yes it does happen to most guys and no it's not that weird...so there.
That's it for this week. I hope you have had your fill of the Manhole.

18 Comments:

Blogger frank said...

Why DOES holeman get such kicks from trying to bring down people within the political process? And why does he concentrate on the middle of the road party's? I swear he is being paid by the NDP or big public sector unions.

Friday, April 14, 2006 2:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is no question where Sean Holman gets his funding from and that is from BC Federation of Labour and the NDP.

The part that galls me is this guy portrays himself as a journalist when in actual fact in deals only in slander and inuendo.

Friday, April 14, 2006 3:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He couldn't even keep a job at the Vancouver Sun.

Friday, April 14, 2006 6:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, this stuff is great. Finally someone outs the Manhole. THANK YOU Poly Blog.

Friday, April 14, 2006 8:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this the same Sean Holman who was an active Young Democrat and later secured a Communications Advisor job with the NDP Government in Victoria?

Saturday, April 15, 2006 12:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Dave Barrett said...

Stop picking on Sean its not his fault he is a shill for the left!

Saturday, April 15, 2006 12:39:00 PM  
Blogger frank said...

YES! Holman was (is) a Dipper. He gets paid by unions to keep his drivel going. Question is how much does certain Cabinet Ministers pay to keep off his pages?

Saturday, April 15, 2006 1:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

KINSELLA pays him. Dork.

Saturday, April 15, 2006 2:15:00 PM  
Blogger angela said...

i hate that you called this "bc poly blog" ... unless you ARE aware that poly means "many" or "more." "poly" is a prefix in its own right and has nothing to do with the word "politics" ... consult a dictionary for more details.

i am in political science and it drives me up the wall when illiterate dorks go around putting "poly sci" on forms, etc. it's poli sci, damn it.

Sunday, April 16, 2006 2:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my god, is that what "poly blog" means - poli-tics blog?

Dude, you are such a tool! You're the lamest blogger out there - well, no, Jason Cherniak is - but that really nails it to a new low.

Monday, April 17, 2006 5:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sean Holman you ARE the man-hole, for sure

Monday, April 17, 2006 5:59:00 AM  
Blogger frank said...

Jealous angela? I have never laughed so hard. I don't care what it's called, it's damn good. Too bad Holman and all the others have no ha ha...I would read them way more often. You never know what will come up next.
This is great stuff.
Long over due.
frank

Monday, April 17, 2006 3:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Christy Clark a right-winger?

Monday, April 17, 2006 7:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder when Mark will tell her what her next assignment is? Giddy up! Fairview anyone?

Tuesday, April 18, 2006 11:18:00 PM  
Anonymous What Does Angela Have Up Her Butt? said...

Well this is my first time navigating this blog and there is one common theme (and I don't mean the hilarous spoofs of the NDP).

Angela is trying to lay a smackdown on BC "Poly" Blog with her pitiful attacks on grammar. Call the grammar police, this site used "poly" instead of "poli" and didn't use the correct form of "pimpin'" in Pimp My Union. This is an outrage;)

Hey Angela, thanks for coming out. How 'bout you sit back enjoy the funny articles and learn why BC doesn't need the NDP again.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006 11:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sean Holman is a mouthpiece for the big public sector Unions and the NDP. His blog is an attack piece on people trying to make a difference. He does not respect the process or democracy.
How can you keep that stuff going with no source of income??
Think about it.

Thursday, April 20, 2006 8:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can’t help but notice that the Public Eye has become increasingly more left leaning by the day. Maybe he should disclose where his money comes from. After all, he expects the same of others.

Saturday, April 22, 2006 11:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HOLMAN: EXPOSE THE MONEY !

Monday, April 24, 2006 8:24:00 AM  

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